2021.10.23 20:08 andymoonman A man finds a magic lamp buried in the sand on a beach.
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears, granting him 3 wishes.
With the first wish, he asks for his muscles to be as strong as those of a gorilla. The genie closes his eyes, nods his head, and says “your wish is my command.”
The man walks over to a huge Boulder and easily lifts it over his head.
With his second wish, the man asks to have enough money to never have to worry about finances ever again. The genie again closes his eyes, nods his head, and says, “your wish is my command.”
The man checks his bank account to see a new recurring weekly deposit of $100,000, ensuring that he will always have a enough money to buy whatever he would like.
Finally, with his third wish, he asks to be paired with the woman of his dreams. Agains the genie closes his eyes, nods his head, and says, “your wish is my command.”
Immediately, a beautiful, loving, charismatic woman walks down the beach, and they hit it off in no time. In a short time, they fall deeply in love and decide to get married.
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2021.10.23 20:08 mvgenerator MVGEN: Agency Island : HTD- (Hunt Them Down)
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2021.10.23 20:08 ClassyRocket750 A portrait of Flak I did
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2021.10.23 20:08 ofparkerpreroll Hi 💙 26F
2021.10.23 20:08 reverendrambo [WP] One of the members of your new adventuring party keeps checking their watch. You've noticed sometimes afterwards they seem quite clueless as to what's just happened, and other times they seem to know exactly what's about to happen.
2021.10.23 20:08 Happy618 Great appetizer - Easy Recipe #shorts
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2021.10.23 20:08 miss_night_owl She didn't just try SteVen, she SUCCEEDED
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2021.10.23 20:08 sweatshirtmood Does anyone know how to wrap the top like this?
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2021.10.23 20:08 Gunaholic93 [WTB] KAC 99051 Black. (CA)
New or used, as long as price reflects the condition. I have a like new, only ever mounted KAC micro front to trade towards it. TV: $140 SV: $130
Willing to spend $130-$160 depending on condition. Venmo only since I’m banned from PayPal. Thanks guys.
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2021.10.23 20:08 Gorph_Johnson I'm making a slideshow for when I play aphelios. Input would be appreciated
Right now I am wanting to be able to just put it in chat for my sup to be able to read through at the beginning of a game. any input on what I should Add/Change?
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2021.10.23 20:08 JevaYC Miss Intergay. Did I read that right?
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2021.10.23 20:08 throwmeaway580 These brown marks were on my walls months ago, I wiped them off. Now they’re back. What are they? They’re all over the walls in each room. How can I tell if it’s surfactant leaching or nicotine? I’ve lived here for 5+ years and don’t smoke but this apartment is old.
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2021.10.23 20:08 FADIKALIL الأمم المتحدة تشيد بمبادرات السعودية الجريئة بخصوص البيئة والمناخ
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2021.10.23 20:08 Kogie13 Is mid-semester depression a thing?
Asking for a friend (quite literally) as I currently feel super lonely in the midst of my first semester back post-COVID as a senior and am really struggling to change things for the better. Pretty much curious if anyone else is in the same boat.
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2021.10.23 20:08 DaddyGankoomon Thoughts on the place of Aion/Protogonos/Phanes/Metis/Hyperion in worship and theology
Is Phanes (Protogonos, Metis, Aion, Hyperion) approachable?
Usually I tell newcomers that any of the Gods can be worshiped and it's not always necessary to ask what kind of offering a god would "like" as the basics are more than enough. But there is the concept that some gods are unapproachable or wholly unknowable.
As the middle sun, Zeus-Jupiter-Amun connects the world below with the world above (directly above Zeus is Aion, as Zeus is Aion's vertical emanation, and directly below Zeus is Helios, the visible sun). Zeus swallows Aion (Metis) and gains the function and wisdom to rule. And Helios is the eye of Zeus. Aion-Zeus-Helios, a three-in-one, a solar trinity.
So with that in mind, does Phanes (Aion, Metis) even need to be approached? When we pray to Zeus, that is basically the same as praying to Aion -- or, not "basically the same" but it seems that this is one function of Zeus as the middle sun.
We turn to Helios, the visible sun, so that we may know light and warmth. The light of the sun is life on this planet. The generative, creative power of Zeus.
We turn to Zeus-Jupiter-Amun, the middle sun, so that we may know the cosmic order. Zeus simultaneously reconciles and divides all things. He reconciles us with what is above.
So...would it be possible to then turn to Aion (Phanes, Protogonos) so that we may know...something greater?
Perhaps this is henosis and it's not available to us here in the physical world.
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2021.10.23 20:08 kylejay915 Happy Halloween
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2021.10.23 20:08 prettylatinatoes I've been waiting for you....
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2021.10.23 20:08 whatsinth3box Pixel 6s being delivered today from Google store purchases. Yet I can’t track anything from Tmobiles site still.
2021.10.23 20:08 FatPudnGaming Tom Clancy's The Division 2 The Road To Level 30 Live Stream Roosevelt I...
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2021.10.23 20:08 SableFilms Alec Baldwin Set Death: Prop Gun Safety Protocols, Explained
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2021.10.23 20:08 Mimi_L real (real)
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2021.10.23 20:08 johncc1213 32 [m4m] Walpole fit looking for discreet fun
2021.10.23 20:08 TheChoosenWeeb Perfect example of Fusey area control ability
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2021.10.23 20:08 AnnaGorlos 360 Degree Rotating Super Floor Mop, Multifunction Cleaning Mop. X Shape Working Mop. 360° Rotating head can easily swivel the microfiber pad into corners, furniture feet, grooves, and corners where are hard to reach.
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